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You might be a cop if.....

...you have the bladder capacity of five people
...your idea of a good time is an armed robbery at shift change
...your call for a criminal check of anyone who seems friendly to you
...discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you
...you find humor in other people's stupidity
...you disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see
...you have your weekends off planned for a year in advance
...you believe unspeakable evils will fall upon you if someone says, "Boy, it sure is quiet here tonight"
...you believe chocolate is a food group
...when someone calls you a jerk, you take it as a compliment
...you have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled "Suicide, Get it right the first time"
...you believe a certain dispatcher is possessed by a demon
...your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion
...if it occurs to you suddenly one night, that you are in the Twilight Zone
...you are told to deliver a human jaw in a jar and you find yourself talking to it there on the seat beside you
...you believe it's not a good death unless it involves overtime
...you are the only person introduced at social gathering by his profession
...you do not see daylight from November to May
...people shout "I didn't do it!" when you walk into the room and they think it's orginal and very funny

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