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Signs Your Partner needs a Vacation
Every Tuesday, he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
He wants you to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
He talks to himself. Half of him is the "Good Cop", and the other half is the "Bad Cop".
He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his relationship troubles.
He wants to hear less talk and more music on the police radio.
He keeps handcuffing himself by accident!
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